Top # 10+ Funny Fathers Day Quotes



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Father is the man who can be anything for his children. He is our first hero, our first friend, a care taker, philosopher, guide, tutor and the list goes on. He doesn't express his love like mother's do but he cares and loves his children as much as a mother. He is the pillar of the family. This day is to rejoice and make him feel loved. This is the day to celebrate fatherhood. A man becomes rich when his kids run into his arms when his hands are empty. The most precious gift is his children's happiness. Make your father feel special through these quotes.

Top 10+ Funny Fathers Day Quotes

Funny Fathers Day Quotes
Funny Fathers Day Quotes

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!

"When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'" — Jerry Lewis

“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.” --Bill Cosby, comedian

"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch."

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” Red Buttons, actor/comedian

“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” --Jim Gaffigan, comedian

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major.

"My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."

“My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.” Bob Monkhouse, actor/comedian

My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

"Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."

“I'm so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.” Rodney Dangerfield, comedian.

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