Top # 20+ Funny Fathers Day 2017 Quotes

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Father is the man who can be anything for his children. He is our first hero, our first friend, a care taker, philosopher, guide, tutor and the list goes on. He doesn't express his love like mother's do but he cares and loves his children as much as a mother. He is the pillar of the family. This day is to rejoice and make him feel loved. This is the day to celebrate fatherhood. A man becomes rich when his kids run into his arms when his hands are empty. The most precious gift is his children's happiness. Make your father feel special through these quotes.


Top 20+ Funny Fathers Day 2017 Quotes


Funny Fathers Day Quotes
Funny Fathers Day Quotes

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!

"When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'" — Jerry Lewis

“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.” --Bill Cosby, comedian

"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch."

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.
Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2017
Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2017
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” Red Buttons, actor/comedian

“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” --Jim Gaffigan, comedian

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major.
Fathers Day 2017 Quotes
Fathers Day 2017 Quotes
"My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."

“My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.” Bob Monkhouse, actor/comedian

My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
Funny Fathers Day 2017 Quotes
Funny Fathers Day 2017 Quotes
To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

"Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."

“I'm so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.” Rodney Dangerfield, comedian.

You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
Fathers Day Quotes 2017
Fathers Day Quotes 2017
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. 
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Funny Fathers Day 2017 Quotes
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Funny Father’s Day Quotes 2017
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